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THE EDENSPHERE KINKMEME VI!
How it works:
-Anonymously write a request for any pairing in ES. Straight, slash, three or moresomes, whatever, along with a kink and a situation. HERE is a previous kinkmeme if you'd like examples.
-Reply either anonymously and OOCly, or logged-in and ICly for the lulz.
-????
-PROFIT
RULES:
-PLEASE try and avoid explicit smut of characters played by yellowbars (i.e. our players under the age of 18). Fading to black is one option, as is keeping it PG-15.
-If someone does not want smut written of their character, please respect their wishes and do not request or write them.
If you don't want your character involved, please PM this account, or shoot an e-mail to spdbridge03 [at] gmail dot com, or an IM to Shuripus. We know not everyone is comfortable with this and your wishes will be respected.
2/2
Date: 2010-08-28 02:32 am (UTC)"And he's here to deliver HOT. DICKINGS.
The color drained from Simon's face at that accusation. "...What?!"
"Ew! Didn't need to hear that! I hear enough of that sort of thing from Bell."
"TO GENIUS."
At first, Simon thought the high-pitched keening sound that he was hearing was an animal native to the jungle. It turned out that it was only Genius' initial sounds of protest.
"No! Nada, never, uh uh, are you kidding me?! I WOULD NEVER! I mean, no offense, Simon. You're an okay guy and a doctor and all and I'm sure you'll make some girl... or guy, very happy but I really can't--"
"Genius! Please." Simon pinched the bridge of his nose, willing both Genius and the disembodied voice to stop talking. It didn't wokr.
"PUMPING. THRUSTING. FISTING. DR. TAM DELIVERS!"
The look on Simon's face was pure horror. "I DO NOT!" He tried to convince himself that he was not losing his cool. The only reason he raised his voice was to be heard over Genius's constant chorus of "ew ew ew ew".
"HE'S THE RACIEST. THE DIRTIEST. THE NAUGHTIEST."
Absently, Simon's hand ran over his face, resting slightly over his mouth as he looked into space with a gobsmacked expression. "This must be what going mad feels like."
"See him in his next 5 star smut film DR. TAM HAMMERS GENIUS."
"Make it stop!" Genius wailed.
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By the time the Adventurers returned with the injured party they had been seeking out, they came back to a hut filled with equipment but devoid of life. A hastily scribbled note gave them precise instructions on exactly what they needed to do to create an antidote, with instructions to direct further questions over the journal.
"Well, how do you like that," one of the Adventurers grumbled. "Some doctors, leaving us high and dry.
"THAT'S HOW DR. TRAN ROLLS." a disembodied voice boomed from above them.
Re: 2/2
Date: 2010-08-28 02:37 am (UTC)can't breathe, loling too hard
win win win
Other promt-filler
Date: 2010-08-28 02:45 am (UTC)...
Date: 2010-08-28 06:09 am (UTC)I can now die a happy woman.
Re: ...
Date: 2010-08-28 06:11 am (UTC)I'm ever so glad to oblige~
Re: ...
Date: 2010-08-28 06:14 am (UTC)You saw nothing. >_>
Date: 2010-08-28 06:17 am (UTC)edit the third
Date: 2010-08-28 06:21 am (UTC)PS This is why I never do anon on these things.
CASE IN POINT (http://hot4engines.livejournal.com/844.html?thread=31052#t31052).
Eh, fuggit.
Date: 2010-08-28 06:28 am (UTC)Did you see my freudian slip earlier? lol Failris
Date: 2010-08-28 06:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-28 06:34 am (UTC)Yeeees. I lol'd
Date: 2010-08-28 06:37 am (UTC)i was like OH GOD
Date: 2010-08-28 06:39 am (UTC)/puts in anon request
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Date: 2010-08-28 06:47 am (UTC)that and Clerical tops Plot, always
Date: 2010-08-28 06:48 am (UTC)no subject
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